Bigfonbem Sidcemmat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying fly.

Bigfonbem Sidcemmat created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigfonbem Sidcemmat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bigfonbem Sidcemmat, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bigfonbem Sidcemmat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bigfonbem Sidcemmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.