Nulhubpit is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous narwhal.

Nulhubpit created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulhubpit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nulhubpit, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nulhubpit's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nulhubpit's Holy Commandments

1. Nulhubpit loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

2. You must pray to Nulhubpit four times a day.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. Do not covet oxen.