Dambessyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, grumpy chicken.

Dambessyarp created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Dambessyarp, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dambessyarp, he will cry a lot.

Dambessyarp's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dambessyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Dambessyarp loves geese, so they must be honoured.

2. Dambessyarp loves seals, so they must be respected.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never feed spinach to sharks while wearing kilts.