Jancissflapflamnel is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable whale.

Jancissflapflamnel created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Jancissflapflamnel, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jancissflapflamnel, it will turn you into a rat.

Jancissflapflamnel's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Jancissflapflamnel's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never eat bark.