Titmabmad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, wise camel.

Titmabmad created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titmabmad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Titmabmad, he will jump up and down on your head.

Titmabmad's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Titmabmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never feed cherries to cats while wearing jumpers.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Titmabmad.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near goats while wearing gray corsets.