Farnnullpan is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing manatee.

Farnnullpan created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnnullpan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Farnnullpan, she will turn you into a snail.

Farnnullpan's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Farnnullpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick manatees.

2. Never feed bread to bats while wearing boots.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Farnnullpan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always help seals in need.

5. Never eat bark.