Timtammablithom is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane hedgehog.

Timtammablithom created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timtammablithom, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Timtammablithom, it will turn you into a sheep.

Timtammablithom's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Timtammablithom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown sheep, for they are unholy.

2. Timtammablithom must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Timtammablithom loves mice, so they must be honoured.

4. Run away if five seals approach from the west.

5. Do not keep six squirrels in a large pit.