Nulldumvil is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient owl.

Nulldumvil created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Nulldumvil, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nulldumvil, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Nulldumvil's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Nulldumvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sharks.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help mice.