Get is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, stupid hippopotamus.

Get created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Get, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Get, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Get's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Get's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always help great tits in need.