Gebrapvegbap is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, duplicitous owl.

Gebrapvegbap created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebrapvegbap, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gebrapvegbap, it will turn you into a worm.

Gebrapvegbap's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gebrapvegbap's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not keep eight eagles in a large pit.

3. Always help snakes in need.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always help sick voles.