Cittimflag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, astonishing goblin.

Cittimflag created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cittimflag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cittimflag, he will torture you forever.

Cittimflag's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cittimflag's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat melons.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never feed coconuts to pigs while wearing fawn jumpers.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always help shrews.