Litgetmil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, clever faun.

Litgetmil created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litgetmil, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Litgetmil, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Litgetmil's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Litgetmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never think ill of sick great tits.

3. Hide if five porpoises approach from the south.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about bacteria.