Dobsinzed is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing aardvark.

Dobsinzed created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobsinzed, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dobsinzed, it will come to you in dreams.

Dobsinzed's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Dobsinzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dobsinzed's priests.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Dobsinzed on top of all buildings.