Parklipdub Nablamgup is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered unicorn.

Parklipdub Nablamgup created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Parklipdub Nablamgup, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Parklipdub Nablamgup, it will be very sad.

Parklipdub Nablamgup's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Parklipdub Nablamgup's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are not to be trusted.

2. Do not kill grasshopers.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Parklipdub Nablamgup.

4. You must never eat bread.

5. Pray towards the north.