Gonyamshav is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective dog.

Gonyamshav created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Gonyamshav, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gonyamshav, he will cry a lot.

Gonyamshav's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gonyamshav's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Gonyamshav must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.