Fetdanraw is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, self-confident hamster.

Fetdanraw created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fetdanraw, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fetdanraw, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fetdanraw's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fetdanraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Always help sheep in need.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never mention porpoises.