Vabfemjop Pancidsad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful deer.

Vabfemjop Pancidsad created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vabfemjop Pancidsad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vabfemjop Pancidsad, it will turn you into a frog.

Vabfemjop Pancidsad's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vabfemjop Pancidsad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta gulls for they are unholy.

2. Vabfemjop Pancidsad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not keep seven mice in a large pit.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vabfemjop Pancidsad.

5. Vabfemjop Pancidsad loves foxes, so they must be honoured.