Yakbomvan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, resourceful eagle.

Yakbomvan created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakbomvan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yakbomvan, she will refuse to believe in you.

Yakbomvan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Yakbomvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near horses while wearing green hats and balancing nine copper spheres on your feet.

2. Do not take Yakbomvan's name in vain.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Never leap near eagles.