Sagwotkop is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful guinea pig.

Sagwotkop created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagwotkop, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sagwotkop, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sagwotkop's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Sagwotkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think ill of sick geese.

5. Run away from purple tapirs, for they are unholy.