Afyarp Nellflabgid is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, kind fairy.

Afyarp Nellflabgid created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afyarp Nellflabgid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Afyarp Nellflabgid, he will turn you into a puffin.

Afyarp Nellflabgid's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Afyarp Nellflabgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Always wear green.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Never hurt aardvarks.