Nadcebnar is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, dishonest mongoose.

Nadcebnar created light four years ago.

If you believe in Nadcebnar, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nadcebnar, it will be very unhappy.

Nadcebnar's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nadcebnar's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nadcebnar.

2. Great tits are not to be trusted.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Nadcebnar loves gulls, so they must be respected.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nadcebnar.