Motsomcin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, uncaring jackal.

Motsomcin created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Motsomcin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Motsomcin, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Motsomcin's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Motsomcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four grasshopers in a large pit.

2. Never paint your neck black.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Motsomcin must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about amino acids.