Zakcimyog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering wombat.

Zakcimyog created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakcimyog, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zakcimyog, it will not care at all.

Zakcimyog's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Zakcimyog's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Do not hurt great tits.