Banyattyamdobcenbad Flisnillflow is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, dishonest wombat.

Banyattyamdobcenbad Flisnillflow created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Banyattyamdobcenbad Flisnillflow, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Banyattyamdobcenbad Flisnillflow, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Banyattyamdobcenbad Flisnillflow's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Banyattyamdobcenbad Flisnillflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention great tits.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Do not speak about peanuts.

5. Always help sick dogs.