Sindappin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, sapient dog.

Sindappin created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sindappin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sindappin, it will make you grow a tail.

Sindappin's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Sindappin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Sindappin loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.