Nakwapquill is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, emotional camel.

Nakwapquill created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Nakwapquill, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nakwapquill, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nakwapquill's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Nakwapquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

3. Run away from green sheep, for they are unholy.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never think ill of sick otters.