Lattigbarnmanpanbidlip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, almighty skunk.

Lattigbarnmanpanbidlip created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Lattigbarnmanpanbidlip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lattigbarnmanpanbidlip, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Lattigbarnmanpanbidlip's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Lattigbarnmanpanbidlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near doves.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never hurt bats.

4. Never think about quantum field theory.

5. Always help mites.