Binnangid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, two-faced duck.

Binnangid created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Binnangid, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Binnangid, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Binnangid's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Binnangid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near sheep while wearing yellow coats and balancing six gold spheres on your legs.

3. Feed all hungry bats.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Binnangid.