Rowfuddob is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, vain squid.

Rowfuddob created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowfuddob, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rowfuddob, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Rowfuddob's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Rowfuddob's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands blue.

2. Never feed carrots to manatees while wearing shorts.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Always help sick ants.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.