Vabflapdon is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, stupid
warg.
Vabflapdon created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vabflapdon, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Vabflapdon, it will destroy your favourite solar system.
Vabflapdon's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Vabflapdon's Holy Commandments1. Run away from yellow frogs, for they are unholy.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Vabflapdon in the centre of the settlement.
4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
5. Always take life seriously.