Vabflapdon is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, stupid warg.

Vabflapdon created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabflapdon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vabflapdon, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vabflapdon's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Vabflapdon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow frogs, for they are unholy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Vabflapdon in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always take life seriously.
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