Stancarnil is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, charitable wolf.

Stancarnil created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Stancarnil, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stancarnil, it will ignore you.

Stancarnil's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Stancarnil's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Run away if six swans approach from the east.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.