Zanpangfut is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, sage wasp.

Zanpangfut created the planet Jupiter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanpangfut, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zanpangfut, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Zanpangfut's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Zanpangfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.