Straglistdoss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, sapient lizard.

Straglistdoss created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Straglistdoss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Straglistdoss, it will boil you in a big pot.

Straglistdoss' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Straglistdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always treat doves with great respect.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about gravity.