Vogrenflap is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, competent raven.

Vogrenflap created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogrenflap, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vogrenflap, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vogrenflap's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Vogrenflap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not keep five birds in a large pit.