Dimpangcib is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, awe-inspiring jellyfish.

Dimpangcib created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimpangcib, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dimpangcib, he will turn you into a sheep.

Dimpangcib's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dimpangcib's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Do not drink alcohol.