Vegwatnartjam is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, flying cow.

Vegwatnartjam created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegwatnartjam, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vegwatnartjam, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vegwatnartjam's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Vegwatnartjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never paint your back mauve.

5. Do not cook food in pots.
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