Cutwikbum is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, deceitful warg.

Cutwikbum created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutwikbum, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cutwikbum, she will turn you into a sheep.

Cutwikbum's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cutwikbum's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Never hop in holy places.