Cenyamgat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, vain hamster.

Cenyamgat created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Cenyamgat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cenyamgat, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cenyamgat's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cenyamgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near gulls.

2. Never think about dark energy near tortoises while wearing black tights and balancing seven copper spheres on your face.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Always look after injured rats.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cenyamgat.