Rigrotbug is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, vain cat.

Rigrotbug created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigrotbug, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rigrotbug, it will torture you forever.

Rigrotbug's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Rigrotbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Never mention geese.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never play with disobedient children.