Danhadwat Fligquimcat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ill-tempered cobra.

Danhadwat Fligquimcat created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Danhadwat Fligquimcat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Danhadwat Fligquimcat, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Danhadwat Fligquimcat's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Danhadwat Fligquimcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Worship no other gods but Danhadwat Fligquimcat.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

4. Never paint your back magenta.

5. Do not chop down trees.