Hinbodflab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured seal.

Hinbodflab created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinbodflab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hinbodflab, it will torture you forever.

Hinbodflab's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Hinbodflab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight birds approach from the east.

2. Hinbodflab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

5. Fast once a month.