Farnurtlog is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, conceited fox.

Farnurtlog created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Farnurtlog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Farnurtlog, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Farnurtlog's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Farnurtlog's Holy Commandments

1. Farnurtlog must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Farnurtlog on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always help sharks in need.