Bongilgep is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, two-faced tortoise.

Bongilgep created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bongilgep, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bongilgep, it will not invite you to parties.

Bongilgep's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bongilgep's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn monkeys, for they are unholy.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.