Yikmettap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying manatee.

Yikmettap created light two years ago.

If you believe in Yikmettap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yikmettap, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yikmettap's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Yikmettap's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not keep eight sharks in a large pit.

5. Do not sit in public.