Catdubgep Rilkenflan is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, selfish human.

Catdubgep Rilkenflan created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Catdubgep Rilkenflan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Catdubgep Rilkenflan, he will refuse to believe in you.

Catdubgep Rilkenflan's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Catdubgep Rilkenflan's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about snakes.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Put Catdubgep Rilkenflan first in all things.