Tunlarpxem is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty bee.

Tunlarpxem created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunlarpxem, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tunlarpxem, it will turn you into a plant.

Tunlarpxem's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Tunlarpxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tunlarpxem.