Yimlenvig is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonourable
wombat.
Yimlenvig created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yimlenvig, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Yimlenvig, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Yimlenvig's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Yimlenvig's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Yimlenvig loves mice, so they must be respected.
5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.