Wadvinpasbass is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy octopus.

Wadvinpasbass created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadvinpasbass, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wadvinpasbass, he will try to impress you with trees.

Wadvinpasbass' most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Wadvinpasbass' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine porpoises approach from the south.

2. Wadvinpasbass loves geese, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near frogs while wearing yellow scarves.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.