Nuldinsawont is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient seal.

Nuldinsawont created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Nuldinsawont, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nuldinsawont, he will destroy your favourite star.

Nuldinsawont's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Nuldinsawont's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Nuldinsawont in the centre of the settlement.

3. Worship no other gods but Nuldinsawont.

4. Never talk about ducks.

5. Never paint your hands brown.