Narlpitbad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional yak.

Narlpitbad created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Narlpitbad, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Narlpitbad, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Narlpitbad's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Narlpitbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs magenta.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

3. Put Narlpitbad first in all things.

4. Never feed lots of onions to moths while wearing pink shirts.

5. Do not cook food in pots.